KING OF THE KHYBER RIFLES begins its 100 minute gallop with a marvelous surge of excitement as Bernard Herrmann unleashes one of the most blood-thrilling main title themes ever, right up there with the more famous blasts that announce The Magnificent Seven and How The West Was Won. Herrmann’s genius for mood goes overdrive this time on Exotic Adventure —here it’s the rebellion-wracked British India of 1857—rather than the (outright) fantasy and suspense scenarios he’d be more associated with later such as Mysterious Island and Psycho.
The eponymous ‘King’ is played by Tyrone Power, looking great at 39, back on a fresh roll of hits, directed for the ninth of eleven times by another King, the under-appreciated Henry King. Swiped freely from a well-known novel by Talbot Mundy as well as lifting from John Ford’s first talkie, 1929s The Black Watch, at 25th place for the year, the film was a moneymaker, grossing $7,900,000, but was consigned to the so-so heap by critics over the years.
There’s a cool dust storm, some requisite dancing girls, bagpipes, a thoughtful sub-theme showing up racial intolerance (Captain King is a half-caste), and a whopper of a climactic battle atop a mountain stronghold to help you refocus your vision left cross-eyed by the awful Ms. Moore. This 1953 rouser was a sort of Building Block movie for me, first beheld it at age six, via NBC’s Saturday Night at the Movies’. Even with Leon Shamroy’s CinemaScope color views of the Himalayas (stood in by the Sierras around Lone Pine, California) frame-cropped in black & white on a 19-inch television, enough lure of dashing-danger-in-far-away-places came across: I just knew I’d have to get there someday.
It took a while but I made it, first to the high desert clarity of Lone Pine (en route from Disneyland—talk about pilgrimages!) and eventually twice (so far) to those great ranked peaks at the Roof of The World. Take it from this awe-inspired pilgrim: the Himalayas are what you get when you pile the Sierra’s on top of the Rockies and leave out the freeways. All this bang-a-gonging because dashing Tyrone’s loyal Sepoy’s drew their curved kukris and declared “..but we have blades of steel, and with these we shall follow you to the end.”
Brass balls, bad guys hash to settle, Bernard Herrmann’s chords telling you there is simply no other way. Now, what this boils down to is not that one should hurtle blindly into some fanatic’s mountainous foreign land without an exit strategy (let alone to the…oops…wrong place, for made-up reasons, on behalf of assholes). Maybe it means that it’s important to keep the six-year old’s sense of wonder about what lies beyond the backyard. Fight to keep a bit of untainted Golden-rule nobility flickering somehow, somewhere—in that conveniently too-jaded cynic slogging through the debris that’s been left of Civilization.
If nothing else, that spheres-clanker of a title ought to tell you it’s all-clear to load up guests on M&Ms peanuts, Red Vines and Jack Daniels, saving the baby carrots, sugarless peach-ade and organic curds for whoever skips in by in accident expecting Thoroughly Modern Millie.
With Terry Moore (the biggest drawback), Michael Rennie, John Justin, Guy Rolfe, Murray Matheson, Frank De Kova. 100 minutes.