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Hi, Mark here, thanking you for stopping by—for some opinions, some facts, some fun. The accent is on that quaint virtue of fairness, skipping snide snob snorts, see-thru p.c. bleats and petulant ax-grinding. We try to keep write-ups succinct, balanced enough to applaud what works in a film, nudging what may be lacking.

Synopses are brief: we don’t see the need to use up six paragraphs and extra minutes of your time to rake over the plot in detail. If you’re familiar with the movie, you don’t need to be reminded what it’s about. If you haven’t seen it, here’s a concept: be surprised by what happens. The gamble I take is that you’ll read to the end of a piece, get a few clues, some handy info, and won’t lose patience with whatever my style is, think the experience of seeing the movie has been compromised, or feel insulted if my opinion differs from yours. Cut to the chase, turn off your phone, can the chatter and roll ’em.

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Academy Award winners and nominations are cited because—nod or sniff—since the days of Herbert Hoover they’ve been the industry gold standard. Naturally, we have opinions on the choices made and often comment on them, hopefully for perspective, assuredly for fun. The speech-summoning statuettes provide, aside from yearly amusement and/or irritation, a nice way of saying “Bravo!” from those toiling in the same field. In the bleachers, gushing “OMG, it won seven Oscars, it must be fabulous!” or “Those silly statues don’t mean a damn thing!” are two sides of the aisle that both need to stop kicking my seat.

Figures on production costs and grosses are included with the caveat that they are rarely 100% reliable, as accounting often was/is/will be shifted around by studios to address other outlays, punish errant producers or stars, hide, shift blame, cheat…With demonic inflation, things get ever more screwy to pin down. We leave it to you to factor that a million bucks in 1952 doesn’t square the same amount today. Looking at $$ figures can also help place a film in historical context regarding The Market—“Wow, it’s so famous, yet no-one went to see it!” A little romantic comedy that cost a million-five in 1962 now swallows seventy times that. Today’s astronomical grosses reflect inflated prices and a surged population.

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The focus is on feature films from the Sound Era. We’re silent on Silents. Also not included are documentaries, shorts, made-for-TV films (unless also released in theaters as a feature) or mini-series. While fans will understandably bemoan it, animated pictures are not present (yet) unless they are blended with live-action. So, Who’s Afraid of Roger Rabbit and Mary Poppins make the cut, but greats like Bambi, Fantasia, Toy Story, The Triplets Of Belleville, Spirited Away and many others find a warm home elsewhere in the ether. As with the exclusion of notable silent movies, their current absence is in no way a reflection on their quality.

Oh, and all the stills? For most, if you click on ’em, they’ll pop up larger and clearer than in the body of the review. Cool!

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Some of my musings will agree with your own takes, others you’ll dismiss. But do come along on memory trips to steamy jungles, raging seas and distant planets, to boudoirs and battlefields, peals of laughter and screams of fright. Rumble with Jets and Sharks, try to reach ‘The Big W’ before Ethel, see ‘the varmint’ with Linus, take Aqaba by camel and Ft. Knox by Galore. Pulpy fictions, brave hearts, Jack & Rose, Godzilla and Kong. I’m not posing as a film critic, just a guy who loves movies. Cheers, Mark