CHARRO!  was the 1969 movie that Col.Parker convinced Elvis to take instead of True Grit.  So Duke and the rest of us got saddled with Glen Campbell.  Elvis grew a beard to look gritty ala Clint Eastwood’s characters from his spaghetti westerns, movies Presley liked and whose impact he hoped to emulate.  007d9d099d5e3b10d6e02b950d263bf5He was so defeated by seeing how the once-racy & rugged script had been cleaned up that the cultivated whiskers only served to disguise his embarrassment.

It’s not just the writing; the whole movie is wretched, and The King is as dull as a plastic cactus. Sloppily directed, slow, dour and mean, it has something to do with a village wanting their  tradition-honored cannon back from bad guy Victor French and his louts.  “On his hip he wore vengeance.

Unappealing cast includes Ina Balin, Solomon Sturges, Barbara Werle, Paul Brinegar, James B. Sikking.  98 cheap-looking minutes steered by Charles Marquis Warren was shot to pieces by critics, and fans were turned off enough to sink it to the #56 spot of the years releases with a tepid gross of $3,900,000.

Of Presley’s 31 films, the only one he doesn’t sing in, apart from the title song, which also bites. One of the working titles for this fiasco was ‘Johnny Hang’, but we’ll just leave that alone.


Thangyu very much, for nuthin’


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